Caroline Davis

It’s crunch time, guys. This is the part of the year where the campus divides itself into two distinct factions: the Tortoises and the Hares.

Change is like a boner. It’s hard and sometimes it comes at inconvenient times, but it’s necessary for life to go on. And usually you feel better after it than you did before it.

Over the past few weeks I’ve heard some of my freshman friends say things about college life I just couldn’t believe. So I’m here to tell you how this all works. Yes, I’m talking mostly to the freshmen. But there are some upperclassmen who should take this advice, too. Again: cranky senior alert.

Caroline Davis, humor columnist, gives advice on what not to do when choosing a Halloween costume.

Football season is upon us. You know what that means. Unpack your purple sweatshirt and pull the grill out of storage, boys and girls. It’s time for tailgating.

Roommates are a defining part of college life: here’s some friendly (and funny) advice on how not to let them define your college life as “immensely frustrating.”